you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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