My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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