guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
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im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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