he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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