Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
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i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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