chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
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Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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