That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You should frame my arrest warrant.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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