Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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