piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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