I molested 6 butterflies tonight
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
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She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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