Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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