I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
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She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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