i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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