He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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