you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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