He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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