Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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