It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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