In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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