Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
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I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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