Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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