So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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