when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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