Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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