I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
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He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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