I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
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There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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