hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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