So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
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