My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
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We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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