Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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