Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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