Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
it was like eating out sand paper
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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