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• (214): View more from Texas

  i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"

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• (516): View more from New York

  drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries

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• (831): View more from California

  sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"

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• (408): View more from California

  Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult

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