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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.