I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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