So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
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Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type