Only a mothe r could love this liver
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day