All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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