The maid of honor just puked.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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