Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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