Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
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I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
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I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Two words: nipple clamps
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