im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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