yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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