P.S. I can't hear my feet
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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