Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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