I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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