Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
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At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I want to be your penis for a week.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
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He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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