Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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