Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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