I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
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