I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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