You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Randomize
