found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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