You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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