Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
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Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
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There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize