I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
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i dont even know how to be here
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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