sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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