I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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